Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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