I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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