Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Nicole vs. Life
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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