I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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