Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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