Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
My balls are so social today.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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