just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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