How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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