Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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