David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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