sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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