people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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