Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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