Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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