the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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