it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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