Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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