it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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