i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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