its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Your penis caused this!
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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