so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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