Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Randomize
