GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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