Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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