Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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