I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I would ride that face into the sunset
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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