I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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