Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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