Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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