Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
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