She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
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