It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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