very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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