and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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