I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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