He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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