I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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