Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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