My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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