i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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