Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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