I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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