Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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