why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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