And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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