Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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