3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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