Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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