There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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