So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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