tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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