I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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