don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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