well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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